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The Pawnee Haiku Library

Pawnee, Indiana. In seventeen syllables.

If you are out there,
Perpetrator, just know this:
You are still at large.

If you are out there,

Perpetrator, just know this:

You are still at large.

Maybe you need to
Start acting a little like
Groffel the Waffle.

Maybe you need to

Start acting a little like

Groffel the Waffle.

Bacon, bacon, ham,
Sausage, noodles, more bacon.
Now that’s lasagna.

Bacon, bacon, ham,

Sausage, noodles, more bacon.

Now that’s lasagna.

They’re the four sweetest
words in the English language:
"You wore me down." *smile*

They’re the four sweetest

words in the English language:

"You wore me down." *smile*

Tom, please don’t do that.
Tom. Seriously. Don’t do that.
Tom, you have to stop.

Tom, please don’t do that.

Tom. Seriously. Don’t do that.

Tom, you have to stop.

Oh, no you didn’t!
My Mercedes needs some room.
Next stall, girl. Next stall.

Oh, no you didn’t!

My Mercedes needs some room.

Next stall, girl. Next stall.

I’m a simple man.
I like dark-haired women and
breakfast food. That clear?

I’m a simple man.

I like dark-haired women and

breakfast food. That clear?

I don’t need you to
tell me how to be sexy.
I fuckin’ nail it.

I don’t need you to

tell me how to be sexy.

I fuckin’ nail it.

Odds are, I hate you.
Wait, you are a person, right?
Yeah, then I hate you.

Odds are, I hate you.

Wait, you are a person, right?

Yeah, then I hate you.

Fellow Pawneeans!
Vote Knope for City Council
if you like…freedom?

Fellow Pawneeans!

Vote Knope for City Council

if you like…freedom?

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