Pawnee, Indiana. In seventeen syllables.The Pawnee Haiku LibraryTumblr (3.0; @pawneehaikulibrary)http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/If you are out there, Perpetrator, just know this: You are still...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43780WDjh1rqi9r0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>If you are out there,</p> <p>Perpetrator, just know this:</p> <p>You are still at large.</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/23129910026http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/23129910026Tue, 15 May 2012 19:14:24 -0400Parks and RecreationParks and RecBurt MacklinAndy DwyerPawneeHaikuMaybe you need to Start acting a little like Groffel the Waffle.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4373tJgJ71rqi9r0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Maybe you need to</p> <p>Start acting a little like</p> <p>Groffel the Waffle.</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/23129734681http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/23129734681Tue, 15 May 2012 19:11:53 -0400Parks and RecParks and RecreationAnn PerkinsRashida JonesGroffel the WafflePawneeHaikuBacon, bacon, ham, Sausage, noodles, more bacon. Now...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2bhxb9OZ01rqi9r0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Bacon, bacon, ham,</p> <p>Sausage, noodles, more bacon.</p> <p>Now that’s lasagna.</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/20902263613http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/20902263613Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:39:11 -0400Parks and Recreationparks and recPawneeRon SwansonNick OffermanHaikuThey’re the four sweetest words in the English...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ithwRk321rqi9r0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>They’re the four sweetest</p> <p>words in the English language:</p> <p>“You wore me down.” *smile*</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18902468958http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18902468958Wed, 07 Mar 2012 10:25:08 -0500Parks and Recreationparks and recPawneeTom HaverfordfunnyTom, please don’t do that. Tom. Seriously. Don’t do...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0isvgaPrN1rqi9r0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tom, please don’t do that.</p> <p>Tom. Seriously. Don’t do that.</p> <p>Tom, you have to stop.</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18902133817http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18902133817Wed, 07 Mar 2012 10:11:40 -0500Parks and Recreationparks and recAnn PerkinsTom HaverfordpawneeOh, no you didn’t! My Mercedes needs some room. Next...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08864mrSb1rqi9r0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, no you didn’t!</p> <p>My Mercedes needs some room.</p> <p>Next stall, girl. Next stall.</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18569117071http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18569117071Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:08:28 -0500Parks and RecreationParks and RecPawneeDonna MeaglefunnyMercedesI’m a simple man. I like dark-haired women and breakfast...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07truFiSg1rqi9r0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m a simple man.</p> <p>I like dark-haired women and</p> <p>breakfast food. That clear?</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18555184602http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18555184602Thu, 01 Mar 2012 11:57:30 -0500Parks and RecreationParks and RecRon SwansonPawneefunnyNick OffermanI don’t need you to tell me how to be sexy. I...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07muy4Iyh1rqi9r0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t need you to</p> <p>tell me how to be sexy.</p> <p>I fuckin’ nail it.</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18551002121http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18551002121Thu, 01 Mar 2012 09:28:09 -0500Parks and RecreationParks and RecPawneeDonna MeagleRettaHaikuFunnyOdds are, I hate you. Wait, you are a person, right? Yeah, then...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07m0fWo4c1rqi9r0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Odds are, I hate you.</p> <p>Wait, you are a person, right?</p> <p>Yeah, then I hate you.</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18550595867http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18550595867Thu, 01 Mar 2012 09:09:51 -0500Parks and RecreationParks and RecPawneeApril LudgateAubrey PlazafunnyFellow Pawneeans! Vote Knope for City Council if you...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07l83jS9D1rqi9r0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fellow Pawneeans!</p> <p>Vote Knope for City Council</p> <p>if you like…freedom?</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18550226869http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18550226869Thu, 01 Mar 2012 08:52:51 -0500Parks and RecreationParks and RecAdam ScottPawneefunnyBen WyattNow, son, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07htoTUtI1rqi9r0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Now, son, give me all</p> <p>the bacon and eggs you have.</p> <p>Do you understand?</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18548757617http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18548757617Thu, 01 Mar 2012 07:39:24 -0500Parks and RecreationParks and RecPawneeRon SwansonNick Offermanfunnybaconeggsbreakfast foodWhat do I go with? T-Boss? Tommy Tsunami? Ticky Ticky Tom?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07hozM63E1rqi9r0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What do I go with?</p> <p>T-Boss? Tommy Tsunami?</p> <p>Ticky Ticky Tom?</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18548704116http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18548704116Thu, 01 Mar 2012 07:36:35 -0500Parks and RecreationParks and RecPawneeTom HaverfordBowlingfunnyFreeze! I’m Burt Macklin, with the fucking F.B.I. I am on...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07heiZBrJ1rqi9r0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Freeze! I’m Burt Macklin,</p> <p>with the fucking F.B.I.</p> <p>I am on the case.</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18548585277http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18548585277Thu, 01 Mar 2012 07:30:17 -0500Parks and RecreationParks and RecBurt MacklinF.B.I.Andy DwyerChris PrattfunnyWe must remember what is important in life. Friends, waffles,...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07g1q238B1rqi9r0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>We must remember</p> <p>what is important in life.</p> <p>Friends, waffles, and work.</p>http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18548065921http://pawneehaikulibrary.tumblr.com/post/18548065921Thu, 01 Mar 2012 07:01:02 -0500Parks and RecreationParks and RecLeslie KnopeHaikufunny