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The Pawnee Haiku Library

Pawnee, Indiana. In seventeen syllables.

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If you are out there,
Perpetrator, just know this:
You are still at large.

If you are out there,

Perpetrator, just know this:

You are still at large.

Maybe you need to
Start acting a little like
Groffel the Waffle.

Maybe you need to

Start acting a little like

Groffel the Waffle.

Bacon, bacon, ham,
Sausage, noodles, more bacon.
Now that’s lasagna.

Bacon, bacon, ham,

Sausage, noodles, more bacon.

Now that’s lasagna.

I don’t need you to
tell me how to be sexy.
I fuckin’ nail it.

I don’t need you to

tell me how to be sexy.

I fuckin’ nail it.

We must remember
what is important in life.
Friends, waffles, and work.

We must remember

what is important in life.

Friends, waffles, and work.