If you are out there,
Perpetrator, just know this:
You are still at large.
Maybe you need to
Start acting a little like
Groffel the Waffle.
Bacon, bacon, ham,
Sausage, noodles, more bacon.
Now that’s lasagna.
I don’t need you to
tell me how to be sexy.
I fuckin’ nail it.
We must remember
what is important in life.
Friends, waffles, and work.
Archive RSS Mobile
Centennial Theme by One by Four Studio. Powered by Tumblr.