If you are out there,
Perpetrator, just know this:
You are still at large.
The Pawnee Haiku Library
Pawnee, Indiana. In seventeen syllables.
Posts tagged Parks and Rec:
Maybe you need to
Start acting a little like
Groffel the Waffle.
Bacon, bacon, ham,
Sausage, noodles, more bacon.
Now that’s lasagna.
They’re the four sweetest
words in the English language:
“You wore me down.” *smile*
Tom, please don’t do that.
Tom. Seriously. Don’t do that.
Tom, you have to stop.
Oh, no you didn’t!
My Mercedes needs some room.
Next stall, girl. Next stall.
I’m a simple man.
I like dark-haired women and
breakfast food. That clear?
I don’t need you to
tell me how to be sexy.
I fuckin’ nail it.
Odds are, I hate you.
Wait, you are a person, right?
Yeah, then I hate you.
Fellow Pawneeans!
Vote Knope for City Council
if you like…freedom?
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